I think this is so funny!

If you haven't checked out www.theonion.com check it out! I love this article and still find myself giggling over it a day later :)


WASHINGTON—The U.S. Department of Education released a comprehensive, nationwide evaluation of American schools Monday indicating that attempts to teach absolutely anything to these little shits is just a huge waste of everybody's time.

"We remain committed to providing every student in the country with access to a high-quality education," said Education Secretary Arne Duncan, adding that good schools are a key component to the success of American democracy. "But to be honest, none of that matters. We're not talking about promising young scholars here—we're talking about a bunch of fucking animals."

"We've basically flushed $11,000 down the toilet for every single one of these little bastards," Duncan continued. "Not to mention 18 years of my life."


Secretary Duncan
The study, which analyzed the effectiveness of both public and private schools, found that efforts to enlighten these terrors on the subjects of math, history, grammar, and science are as productive as slamming your head into a goddamn brick wall. The research also confirmed that the unbearable shits, who take everything for granted, consistently piss away each learning opportunity they're given.

"When I first started teaching, I would see the smiling faces in my classroom and get excited about nurturing their young minds," said Melanie Whitman, 35, a first-grade teacher quoted in the report. "Now I can't look up from my desk without wanting to puke at the sight of all those little psychopaths."

Secretary Duncan said the study is the first to provide detailed evidence in support of the theory that third-grader Scott Kriesel is a complete fuck-up and perhaps even the living incarnation of Satan.

According to the report, billions of dollars in federal resources have been spent to modernize classrooms and improve teacher training, even though the little brats spend their entire days carving profanities into desks, shouting at whoever's in charge, and refusing to sit down, shut up, and actually learn something for once.

In addition, research suggests that school boards across the nation have grown tired of fighting to obtain funding for brand-new textbooks only to have the miserable fucks just deface them all with ejaculating penis drawings on the first day of class.

When asked if charter schools might help solve some of the problems faced by public education, Deputy Education Secretary Anthony W. Miller told reporters the data indicated any difference they made would amount to jack shit.

"Some charter schools perform better than their public counterparts, some don't," Miller said. "You can't change the fact that any school, no matter how it's funded, is ultimately just another type of building to contain these goddamn monsters for seven hours a day."

Miller added that more involvement from home was not the answer, either, as the little shits tend to have shithead parents who just make everything worse. The only findings from the study that provide a glimmer of hope, he said, are student absenteeism and dropout rates, which continue to increase.

"Christ, I dedicated my career to my students, actually thinking I could make a difference in their lives," middle-school teacher Joan Kubickers said Monday. "If I'd gone into public relations, I'd be making six figures by now. And at a PR firm, I bet I wouldn't have to worry about my tires getting slashed in the parking lot."

"Well, I have to go," she added. "The fucking hyenas in my third-period class await."

The Department of Education study comes on the heels of a survey last month that found 90 percent of all elementary school students resent being taught by pathetic losers who couldn't get a decent job in the real world.

I knew it would happen but....

I knew it would happen but I was really enjoying not looking to pregnant yet....but about 4 days ago I woke up looking like I swallowed one of these....

Big time mile update

Awhile ago I stated that Cory quit logging miles....after he read that he wanted me to clarify that he hasn't quit logging miles, he just quit logging them on my sheet. He has joined a new program at work where he wears a pedometer and logs them on to his system for work. Well maybe I shouldn't have said anything because I had no idea how far he really walks all day long...so here is our mile update with his miles from his work program.

Cory: 618.97
Cassie: 261.92


Ya, looks like I will never catch up with Cory :)

Boy oh boy!!

Mommy at 20 weeks :)

Pics!!!

Kramer being a drama queen, like our house don't have room for him to lay :)



Our so cute Kramer with his football.



Front row at Chelsea.



Cory and I at Chelsea Handler, Aug. 2010



Kramer with his best friend Penny going for a walk.

Yummy new recipe!

Who doesn't like a chicken pot pie? I love them, except for the peas and carrots..ewww! This weekend I made my own pot pie recipe and it was wonderful. Cory even really liked it after he had made a eww gross face when I told him what was for supper ;) Like I said, I don't like the peas and carrots in my pot pie and since I made my own I got to choose whatever I wanted to put in it and it was yummy. The best thing was how easy it was to assemble.

The pie had:

1 can drained chicken
1 can cream of potato soup
1 can cream of chicken soup
1 can drained new potatoes sliced
1 can drained mushrooms
some shredded cheddar cheese (however much you like, I used about 3/4 cup)
a dash of garlic salt
a dash of thyme

I bought a pre-made pie crust and put the first crust on the bottom. After mixing the ingred. in a bowl I added them to the dish & then placed the top pie crust on top. Slit the top for steam to escape in a few places, bake at 400 for 30 min. w/ foil around edges, take foil off bake for 30 more min. and you are done! We had to let ours cool for about 20-25 min. Yummy! A definite rotation recipe for us now :)

Miles update finally...

I swear I have not spent my entire past few months doing this....



and while my cooking has been put on the backside mostly because I couldn't stand the sight of food, my working out has not. So here is my new update :)

Cassie:231.02

Cory has pretty much gotten tired of logging miles so I have no clue where he is at but I would bet it is around 300 or more.....